Archive for August, 2017

1. “BREASTFEEDING YOUR CHILD DOES NOT MAKE YOU THE MESSIAH,” WARN MEDICS

   Virtuous mums around the world are today reeling from the shock news that breastfeeding will not make them saviours of the human race. The extensive studies, carried out by the BMA, found conclusively that lactating women showed no signs whatsoever, of being able to walk on water, or heal the lame. “I absolutely dispute this,” […]

2. Obituaries: RIP My Perky Rack

   Notorious norks and one-time toast of London, My Perky Rack has died aged 31 years old. Born around 1986, My Perky Rack burst its way into the world, a budding, bouncy bosom necessitating a contortionist-like change for many a PE class. During the course of My Perky Rack’s lifetime, it attended parties, sported some nice […]