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  1. SUPERMARKETS PREDICT MASS WINE SALES OVER NEXT FIVE DAYS

    The UK’s leading supermarket chains are forecasting a huge hike in wine trade, during the forthcoming week. “Based on previous wine sales around this time of year, we have imported three times more than normal to prep for the expected surge,” explained Van White, Asda’s Senior Wine Buyer. “It’s incredible – by 9am the alcohol […]