Archive for the ‘wine’ category

1. SUPERMARKETS PREDICT MASS WINE SALES OVER NEXT FIVE DAYS

   The UK’s leading supermarket chains are forecasting a huge hike in wine trade, during the forthcoming week. “Based on previous wine sales around this time of year, we have imported three times more than normal to prep for the expected surge,” explained Van White, Asda’s Senior Wine Buyer. “It’s incredible – by 9am the alcohol […]

2. Celeb mum still to shed four whole pounds – DAYS after giving birth

   Lotta Cleevedge, star of The Only Way is Maidenhead, stunned onlookers at a shopping centre when she was spotted sporting a slightly thicker midriff – SIX DAYS after giving birth. “She had sunglasses on and was trying to hide behind a Sudocrem display at Mothercare, but it was definitely her,” said shopper Bet Judgy, while […]

3. 7 Christmas Pissers to Drive a Mum to BOOZE

   Do you sometimes find yourself a little narky this festive time of year? Hard to believe, but I know I can get a tad tetchy. I’m not talking the usual stresses here, like the pine needles filling up your Hoover bag, or trying to locate the end of the Sellotape. Years of experience and many-a […]